From the jerseys of the north, to the suits in the south, even to the graphic t-shirts of the West, the second week of college football is upon us. Not much to be said about last weekend other than Sam Bradford's hurt and FCS teams are still worse than FBS teams. Even though my Rebels aren't playing, here are my picks for the Top 25 teams in action in week 2.
Troy (0-1) vs. 1 Florida (1-0)
Troy opened the year with a demoralizing 17 point loss to Bowling Green, hard to think they have a chance in the Swamp. John Brantley, it's your lucky day, we'll see you every down starting in the second quarter. Gators romp 56-10.
Syracuse (0-1) vs. 7 Penn State
In consecutive weeks, Syracuse challenges a Big Ten opponent. And in consecutive weeks, they lose a heartbreaker. Another good but not great performance by Greg Paulus won't be enough. I've got Penn State 27 Syracuse 20.
19 UNC (1-0) vs. UCONN (1-0)
Doesn't everyone wish this were a basketball game? The Tar Heels had a less than stellar first quarter against The Citadel, not scoring a single point, but they kicked it in the next gear and blew the Bulldogs out of Kenan. Donald Brown's gone and so is UCONN by the 3rd quarter. Heels win this one 34-13.
Marshall vs. 14 Virginia Tech
WE ARE.. getting blown out by the Hokies 42-10.
2 Texas (1-0) vs. Wyoming (1-0)
I had to double check that this was indeed an away game for the Longhorns. As disgusted as I am that in fact they do travel to Laramie, I'll still analyze this one. Major props go out to Dave Christensen and his staff for scheduling 2 Big 12 games (the other comes at Colorado) in one year. The problem is, when you have talent that squeaks you by Weber State, you're going to have as much of a chance beating the Longhorns as an awful pun does escaping Lee Corso's Gameday monologues. Get used to hearing Jordan Shipley's name because you'll be hearing it a lot on Saturday. McCoy's boys huge, 63-10.
Houston (1-0) vs. 5 Oklahoma State (1-0)
I watched the Oklahoma State-Georgia game last week and wasn't nearly as impressed with the Pokes as the rest of the world. A flu-ridden, talent in question quarterback for the Dawgs gave the Cowboys an opportunity to win big against an SEC opponent which would speak volumes on paper. Although they won by 2 touchdowns, Kendall Hunter underachieved (3.3 YPC) as well as Dez Bryant who accounted for 3 catches. I expect them to get it together Saturday against a talented (offensively) Houston squad. Pokes win it 42-21.
9 BYU (1-0) vs. Tulane (0-1)
We'll see BYU put up some points, and we'll see Tulane.. watch them be put up there. No letdown here, the Mormon Monsters win this one 35-3.
16 TCU (0-0) vs. Virginia (0-1)
TCU's offense will need to shake off the dust early, but I expect the Horned Frogs defense to be ready to jump all over the Cavaliers. Losing to William & Mary in Week 1 by double-digits may have made Jon Stewart giddy but it's not exactly what the Charlottesville faithful were looking for. UVA fans change the channel early, because I've got the Horned Frogs causing a lot of turnovers and winning 28-7.
18 Notre Dame (1-0) vs. Michigan (1-0)
Meeechigan might finally have the personnel to win football games. Trouble is, so do the Fighting Irish. The difference is the Irish have an experienced quarterback, more returning talent, and a Lou Holtz pep talk up their sleeves. They're going to Play Like A Champion Today and win a tight one in the Big House 28-24.
Arkansas State (1-0) vs. 22 Nebraska (1-0)
Arkansas State whipped up on Mississippi Valley State last week much to the disgust of Jerry Rice. Nebraska also proved to be far more superior than FAU last week beating them by 46. Just because you both blew out your weak first opponents does not make you equal Arkansas State, and you're going to get the FAU treatment as Lee passes for Colt Brennan numbers. Huskers win 52-10.
Eastern Washington (1-0) vs. 10 Cal (1-0)
EWU needs to realize we're still in a fuel crisis, just stay at home and don't waste the gas. You already have the YouTube hero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzRGCmwVuP4), you don't need to demean yourselves by getting demolished like a veggie burger in Berkley. For lack of a better pun, Best gets the best of the Eagles 63-0.
FIU (0-0) vs. 4 Alabama (1-0)
FIU's is playing it's first game of the season this week, and well, win number one will have to wait. Alabama showcased it's defense last week in Atlanta, and Mark Ingram is running like a man's chasing him. Tide Rolls 45-7.
Vanderbilt (1-0) vs. 11 LSU (1-0)
The hype for LSU is all coming as a bit of a surprise to me. Sure, they pulled out a victory against a famed Wathlete in Jake Locker, but their quarterback situation's nothing special. Jordan Jefferson's "comeout party" against Georgia Tech in the Peach Bowl is masked. The miserable, for some more emphasis... MISERABLE quarterbacks for Mississippi State had better numbers vs. the Tech defense last year than Jordan Jefferson did. Vandy shocks the world (but not this blogger) with a win that will surely "shake the valley" 24-21.
Idaho State (0-1) vs. 13 Oklahoma (0-1)
Oh, Idaho State why did you do this to yourselves? Was there really no one else to schedule besides the National Championship runner-up of last year? Without Bradford and Gresham, Sooners still roll 63-0.
South Carolina (1-0) vs. 21 UGA (0-1)
Every year this game is all about defense. This year seems a lot of the same, with lackluster quarterback play at each side (don't let Garcia's 3rd team all SEC preseason pick fool you), it doesn't seem possible that this is the year for offensive firepower. USC's secondary is better than Georgia's, as I believe the Gamecocks are as a team. The Classic City weeps as it starts the year 0-2, I've got the Visor Voyagers beating Richt's Rats 13-10.
Bowling Green (1-0) vs. 25 Missouri
Sure, the Falcons whipped up on Troy last week, but that's nothing to brag about really. Mizzou was strong against an Illini team picked as a Big Ten sleeper. Go nuts on Providence Street Tiger fans, Blain Gabbert and his crew win this one by a lot, 45-10.
SE Missouri State (1-0) vs. 23 Cincinnati (1-0)
Does any defending BCS conference winner get less respect than Cincinnati? The Bearcats return what's still a very good team. This one plays out well for Pike nation, 59-0.
24 Kansas (1-0) vs. UTEP (0-1)
Mike Price better have his men motivated for this one, because Mangini will be airing it out before they even step onto the grass..or dirt or whatever they can get in El Paso. Kansas kicks a lot of 19-yard 1-pointers in this one, 49-14.
3 USC (1-0) vs. 8 Ohio State (1-0)
Who would've thought that the vested genius that is Jim Tressel would be confused by an offense of a {gasp} independent team. Regardless, I think the atmosphere in the Horseshoe will get the Buckeyes fired up for this one and they'll play a much better game. USC will realize that they're not playing San Jose State about...the coin toss when there's 100,000+ screaming fans. A scared Matt Barkley's heart is torn to shreds (he'll be lucky if that's all against a defense like this), dot the I and mark up a W for the Buckeyes, 31-21.
Miami (OH) (0-1) vs. 12 Boise State (1-0)
This is another miniscule OOC game not worthy of saying much about. Boise State's the home team, Boise State's the more talented team, and Boise State's going to win. Expect another post-game punch as the Blue-Turfed Broncos win this one 38-7.
17 Utah (1-0) vs. San Jose State (0-1)
Man, wouldn't this be a great bounceback win for the Spartans? Too bad, it won't even be close for consecutive weeks. The Utes roll (reminiscent of last year's Sugar Bowl eh?) in this one 45-13.
Well, those are my picks for the Top 25 in college football this week. A lack of upsets, but that's to be expected when teams are in action against the likes of Idaho St. and Eastern Washington. But I am sounding the alert on the Commodores in Baton Rouge, The Cocks in Athens, and The Buckeyes in Columbus. Big week in college football, we'll see who proves they belong and who should wait out for basketball.